Three's Company (TV Series)

No Children, No Dogs (1977)

Suzanne Somers: Chrissy Snow

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Quotes 

• Chrissy Snow : [after leaving the puppy at the Ropers]  Well, she has a parakeet and I figure anyone that loves parakeets must love dogs.

  Jack Tripper : What about *Mister* Roper?

  Chrissy Snow : Well I guess she loves him too, otherwise she would have left him a long time ago.

  [she turns and narrowly avoids as Jack reaches to choke her] 

• Chrissy Snow : [pacing up and down, back and forth]  Walked out in the street in my nightie? Oh, Janet, I am so embarrassed!

  Janet Wood : Oh, hey, forget embarrassed. I'm just glad that you weren't hurt, that's all.

  [tries intercepting Chrissy's pacing] 

  Janet Wood : Now, Chrissy, what's making you walk in your sleep this time? Chrissy, what's bothering you? What... Chrissy! What?

  Chrissy Snow : Oh, it must be Mr. Rogers. His secretary's out sick and I'm substituting for her this week.

  Janet Wood : [sympathetically]  Oh, is he giving you a rough time?

  Chrissy Snow : Oh, I just can't keep up with him!

  Janet Wood : He dictates too fast?

  Chrissy Snow : It's not his dictation, it's his hands. The girls in the office call him Christopher Columbus.

  Janet Wood : What?

  Chrissy Snow : The explorer.

  Janet Wood : Hey, why don't you complain to his boss?

  Chrissy Snow : [hands make shrugging motion]  He *is* the boss!

  Janet Wood : You *have* got a problem.

• Chrissy Snow : [re the puppy]  Oh, I hope Jack finds someone who'd take her.

  Janet Wood : Yeah, but you know he's already made about twenty calls.

  Chrissy Snow : I feel so sorry for the poor little thing. She has no place to go.

  [shakes her head as she looks at the dog] 

  Janet Wood : Are you kidding? I've counted six places she has gone already.