Three's Company (TV Series)

Janet's Promotion (1977)

John Ritter: Jack Tripper

Quotes 

• Chloe : [uncomfortable with her bust size]  I am so sick of hearing men make those stupid comments. 'Hey baby, how about coming over here and keeping the rain off me?'

  Jack Tripper : What do they say on sunny days?

• Chloe : I can't remember the last time a guy looked into my eyes. They could be hard boiled eggs for all they care.

  Chrissy Snow : Oh, you have lovely eyes. Right, Jack?

  Jack Tripper : Sure, I noticed your eggs, I mean eyes...

• Jack Tripper : Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that? Look at Joan of Arc and what she accomplished. And Florence Nightingale and Madame Curie.

  Chrissy Snow : And Lucrezia Borgia.

  Janet Wood : She poisoned people.

  Chrissy Snow : Yeah, but she was very good at it.

  Jack Tripper : [puts a piece of cheese into her mouth]  Chew. Don't talk.

• Chrissy Snow : [cheerleading while the others are trying to talk]  Chicka chicka boom! Chicka chicka bah! I don't know the rest of it, so ha ha ha!

  Jack Tripper : [shoves a piece of cheese into her mouth]  Chrissy Chrissy chew chew rah rah rah!