- Jack Tripper: I wish I had a steady job, then I could come home to massages too.
- Chrissy Snow: Oh, but if we all worked, then we'd have to massage each other.
- Jack Tripper: That has a nice ring to it.
- Janet Wood: Hey, Jack, I just had a thought here. You know, I've been going absolutely nuts down at the flower shop. We're so busy. We could use extra help down there.
- Chrissy Snow: Janet, I've got a better idea. Instead of getting extra help, why don't you hire Jack?
- Janet Wood: Gosh, Chrissy, that's a great idea.
- Chrissy Snow: Well, I come up with them. I'm not dumb, you know.
- [first lines]
- Chrissy Snow: [back from work] Hello... Anybody home?
- Jack Tripper: [from kitchen] In here!
- Chrissy Snow: [enters, sighs wearily] Boy, I'm beat.
- Jack Tripper: Yeah, you look pretty worn out.
- Chrissy Snow: Oh, that's just great, Jack. I come home after a miserable day at the office and the first thing I hear is I look terrible!
- Jack Tripper: I thought you looked marvelous!
- Chrissy Snow: [whines] Don't lie to me, Jack, I look terrible! The office was a madhouse and the bus ride home was even worse!
- [has drink]
- Jack Tripper: What happened to you?
- Chrissy Snow: Well, the bus was packed and I was standing next to this guy who asked me if I wanted to sit down and that started a fight.
- Jack Tripper: Why?
- Chrissy Snow: His wife didn't wanna give up her seat.
- Jack Tripper: Some women are so unreasonable.