- Jack Tripper: A toast! Here's to Jack and here's to Chrissy. Let's get started with a little kissy.
- Chrissy Snow: Hold it. If you think I'm that kind of date you can go home right now.
- Jack Tripper: I live here.
- Chrissy Snow: That's no excuse.
- Janet Wood: Hey, whoa, whoa! Whoa, what is wrong with you?
- Chrissy Snow: Aw, that was David.
- Janet Wood: Hmm?
- Chrissy Snow: He was suddenly called out of town, so I don't have a date for this weekend.
- Janet Wood: Aw, Chrissy... Hey, you want me to call Bob Green?
- Chrissy Snow: No!
- Janet Wood: Why not? He's dying to go out with you.
- Chrissy Snow: He never looks me straight in the eye.
- Janet Wood: Well... maybe the guy is shy.
- Chrissy Snow: Then why is he always looking everywhere else?
- Jack Tripper: You know something, Chrissy? You are *the* perfect date.
- Chrissy Snow: Why?
- Jack Tripper: Because no matter what happens, I know you're coming back home with me.