- Larry Dallas: The cake looks great, I thought you were supposed to make it out of sawdust.
- Jack Tripper: It is Larry. Trust me, before it was cake it was a bookcase.
- Chrissy Snow: [re failed date] I can't believe he has the nerve to ask me to go on one of those back-to-nature weekends.
- Janet Wood: Oh, what's wrong with that?
- Chrissy Snow: His idea of back-to-nature is stripping in the living room!
- Janet Wood: [re old Disneyland photos] Look, there you are with Goofy.
- Chrissy Snow: That's not Goofy. That was my date.