That's My Bush! (TV Series)

The First Lady's Persqueeter (2001)

Timothy Bottoms: George W. Bush

Quotes 

• Karl Rove : What are you doing?

  George W. Bush : What does it look like? We're putting the cat to sleep.

  Karl Rove : Why are you doing it with that douche?

  George W. Bush : Larry's the only one who would help me.

• George W. Bush : What's a Hindu?

  Larry O'Shea : It lays eggs.

• George W. Bush : Karl thinks I should put my cat to sleep and I don't know how to tell Laura about it.

  Larry O'Shea : Oh, Mr. Republican Conservative Tightass here suddenly believes in assistant death.

  Karl Rove : What the hell are you talking about?

  Larry O'Shea : You're a hippicrit. It was you Republicans that put Jack Kevorkian in jail.

  Karl Rove : Oh please, that is totally different, Jack Kevorkian puts people to sleep.

  George W. Bush : Who's Jack Kevorkian?

  Larry O'Shea : The doctor who helped people with terminal diseases committ suicide. He helped dozens of people who were in horrible pain and what did you do? You conservatives threw his ass in jail.

  George W. Bush : We did?

  Larry O'Shea : If you think it's humane to put an old and sick cat to sleep, then why is it illegal to do it for humans?

  George W. Bush : Yeah, how come, Karl?

  Karl Rove : Because only human beings have a soul, Mr. President.

  George W. Bush : Because only human beings have a soul, Larry.

  Larry O'Shea : Not according to a Hendu.

  George W. Bush : What's a Hendu?

  Larry O'Shea : Lays eggs. Look, George, you need to take a cold, hard look at your stance on euthenasia.

  George W. Bush : Huh! I don't care about them. They're conformous and they're communist.

  Karl Rove : Who?

  George W. Bush : The youth-in-Asia. Come on, you know, Chinese, Japanese, Dirty-Knees, Look-at-these.