That '70s Show (TV Series)

Stone Cold Crazy (2005)

Allison Munn: Caroline

Quotes 

• Fez : [Sees Caroline]  Holy crap! It's Caroline!

  Randy Pearson : Who's Caroline?

  Steven Hyde : She went out with Fez. But, he broke up with her because she's crazy. Which is ironic, 'cause that's probably why she went out with him in the first place.

  Fez : Guys, I can't let her see me. Hide me!

  Randy Pearson : [Loudly]  Where should we hide you, Fez?

  Caroline : [Turns around]  Fez?

  Fez : Well played, you son of a bitch!

• Donna Pinciotti : Where are they, you pervert?

  Fez : Donna, you have to leave!

  Donna Pinciotti : I'm not going anywhere without my pictures!

  Fez : Shhhh! What pictures?

  Donna Pinciotti : The naked ones of me! The ones in the Barry White record you bought!

  Fez : Ah, crap!

  [Caroline screams] 

  Caroline : [Comes into the living room with the naked pictures]  What the hell are these? And what is she doing here?

  Donna Pinciotti : Will you give me those!

  Caroline : Fez, I thought you said you lived alone!

  Fez : I do! She's just visiting, I swear! There is no one else that lives here.

  Jackie Burkhart : [Coming out of her room]  Screw this! You know, I'm not gonna sit locked up in my room with stale marshmallows! I live here, too!

  Fez : Oh, that's incredibly bad timing.

  Caroline : *Two* women?

  Fez : Okay. Caroline, I have to be honest with you. Juanita and Maria Jose are my maids.

  Caroline : Well, then. They can clean up your blood!

  [Pushes Jackie and Donna out of the way and tackles Fez] 

• Caroline : This is really nice! It's been so long since I could sit and talk to a man, and move my own arms freely!