- Eric Forman: [Kelso has borrowed a car from his cousin, Sully] Why does Sully have a statue of the Virgin Mary on his dashboard?
- Michael Kelso: Maybe he's, like, religious or something.
- Steven Hyde: Wasn't Sully in prison for arson?
- Michael Kelso: Yeah. People who burn stuff believe in God, too, Hyde.
- Steven Hyde: Why does his keychain say, "I Love Bingo"?
- Fez: Sully must love bingo.
- Eric Forman: All right. I'm starting to think that this isn't Sully's car.
- Michael Kelso: Then whose car is it?
- [Police siren wails behind them and they stare forward in shock]
- Steven Hyde: So, what do you guys wanna do?
- Eric Forman: We could walk to The Hub.
- Steven Hyde: Too far.
- Eric Forman: We could walk to...
- Steven Hyde: Too far.
- Midge Pinciotti: So, do you wanna come to my course?
- Kitty Forman: I can't say I'm not tempted. Yes, I can. I'm not tempted.
- Cop #1: You stole a car, kid! What kind of cop would I be if I just let you go?
- Eric Forman: My best friend, the cop?
- Midge Pinciotti: [in the kitchen with Kitty, looking at her community college brochure] Bob doesn't want me to take this class, but it sounds so exciting. It's all about female empowerment. It's called, "The Woman Warrior: Fighting Female Stereotypes". That's the professor. Isn't he cute?
- Bob Pinciotti: She can't leave me!
- Donna Pinciotti: Yes, she can, Dad. This is the '70s.
- Bob Pinciotti: Is this about clothes? Because, Donna, l can buy you clothes!