- Michael Kelso: Alright. At first, when you told me that I was off the hook, I was, like, totally psyched, right? But then I started to think about it, and... I don't want to be off the hook. I wanna be a part of this kid's life.
- Brooke: Michael, I didn't let you off the hook to be nice. I just don't think you understand what it means to have a baby.
- [Brooke stands, collects the leftovers of her meal and walks away. Kelso follows her]
- Michael Kelso: No, but I do. It... it means taking him to teeball games, and... and teaching him how to ride a bike, and... taking him to the doctor when he's sick.
- Brooke: And what if it's a girl?
- Michael Kelso: Oh, it's not gonna be a girl. We did it standing up.
- [Donna facepalms]
- Brooke: [nods] Uh-huh.
- [Jackie, Donna and Hyde chide Kelso for not taking responsibility for Brooke's baby]
- Steven Hyde: Kelso, you know what you should do, but your not gonna do it because you're too much of a tool.
- Michael Kelso: You know what? It's real easy to talk about the right thing to do when it's not your life!
- [Kelso walks away. Hyde looks after him disgustedly]
- Steven Hyde: Tool.
- Jackie Burkhart: Oh, Steven. You're sensitive to this because your father ditched you, too. This is so foxy.
- Steven Hyde: Hey, why don't we go down to my room? Tell you about the time my mom got so loaded on mouthwash, she lost our rent money at the track.
- [Jackie nods excitedly. She and Hyde hug each other and enter the house]