That '70s Show (TV Series)

Gimme Shelter (2005)

Danny Masterson: Steven Hyde

Quotes 

• Steven Hyde : Why can't we do something fun? Like drive up to the border and throw stuff at the Canadians. They never fight back because... they're Canadians.

• Jackie Burkhart : Oh, everything is set for the party tonight! Oh, and Fez, I need you to get there a little early so you can park everyone's cars.

  Fez : Sorry, Jackie, I can't make it.

  Jackie Burkhart : What?

  Fez : Yeah. Kelso and I have to find an apartment tonight, or Red is going to kill me in my sleep.

  Michael Kelso : Yeah, and I can't let Fez go alone.

  Jackie Burkhart : Why not?

  Michael Kelso : 'Cause then I'll have to go to your party, which I don't want to do.

  Steven Hyde : Oh, no, no. Kelso, you have to go. If you're not there, and Fez is not there, it's gonna be pretty damn obvious that I'm not there.

  Jackie Burkhart : Okay, Steven. I understand you don't like dinner parties, but just let me make my case.

  [Jackie kicks Hyde's ankle] 

  Steven Hyde : [winces painfully]  Ohh!

  Jackie Burkhart : [firmly]  You're going!