That '70s Show (TV Series)

Eric's Stash (2000)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

Quotes 

• Eric Forman : Oh, hey, here comes a dumb question. Uh, I wasn't a mistake, was I?

  Kitty Forman : Oh, for... for... Okay! Who wants some cocoa?

• Eric Forman : Money doesn't make the world go 'round. You know what makes the world go round?

  Steven Hyde : Screw you, you called me a thief!

  Eric Forman : It's love, that's right.

• Laurie Forman : Okay, Eric. First of all, you were a mistake. Just ask Mom and Dad.

  [they then discuss Eric's missing money] 

  Eric Forman : [as Eric is leaving the room]  Was I really a mistake?

  Laurie Forman : They sued the condom company.