- Michael Kelso: Hey, check out this article in "Boys' Life."
- Eric: "The Square Knot: Not Just For Squares"?
- Michael Kelso: No, this one about being an astronaut. I think I'm gonna do that.
- Jackie Burkhardt: Michael, I think as a prerequisite for being an astronaut, you have to be not dumb.
- Michael Kelso: Uh-uhhh. If they can send a monkey into space, they can send me.
- Steven Hyde: I don't know. Monkeys are pretty smart.
- Michael Kelso: Alright, fine, fine, make fun. When you see my shoe prints on the moon, what are you gonna say then?
- Eric: Probably "Hey, some monkey's wearing Kelso's shoes!"
- Michael Kelso: [reading a magazine article] Wow. Chicks must really dig astronauts, 'cause it says here that astronauts get all the Tang they want.