- Eric Forman: Hey, uh, Fez, does that shirt come with its own bicycle pump?
- Donna Pinciotti: Well, you should talk. That shirt makes you look like a stick of fruit-striped gum.
- Eric Forman: God, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?
- [after redoing the basement]
- Leo: Okay, we're all done.
- Kitty Forman: But, you've only been here a day.
- Leo: You know what they say: "Rome was built in a day".
- Reginald "Red" Forman: No... "Rome *wasn't* built in a day".
- Leo: Oh. Your *basement* was built in a day.
- Theo: Look! It's art! I moved everything in this basement two inches to the left.
- Kitty Forman: Oh, yeah.
- Theo: I call it: "Basement: Two Inches To The Left".
- Donna Pinciotti: So, Eric made friends with me when I was five, so he could do it with me when I'm seventeen?
- Michael Kelso: Well, that, and your sweet Big Wheel.
- Kitty Forman: [Hyde doesn't want to talk about where his father has gone] Well, Steven, it's important to get these things out in the open.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Kitty, let him do what's natural and keep his feelings bottled up.
- [Red turns to face Hyde]
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Attaboy!
- Reginald "Red" Forman: [Hyde arrives unexpectedly at the Forman breakfast table] Steven, it's seven-damn-thirty in the morning. What the hell are you doing here?
- Kitty Forman: Red, be nice.
- Kitty Forman: [after a considerable pause] Steven, we're waiting.
- Steven Hyde: Oh. I've been living in the basement.
- Eric Forman: Y'know, I did notice a dusting of curly hair on the floor, but I just wrote it off to my changing teenage body.
- Fez: Things at ballet class have taken a turn for the worse. Somehow, I've become one of the girls. A hairy, brown girl.