That '70s Show (TV Series)

Bye Bye Basement (2001)

Kurtwood Smith: Red Forman

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Quotes 

• [after redoing the basement] 

  Leo : Okay, we're all done.

  Kitty Forman : But, you've only been here a day.

  Leo : You know what they say: "Rome was built in a day".

  Reginald "Red" Forman : No... "Rome *wasn't* built in a day".

  Leo : Oh. Your *basement* was built in a day.

• Reginald "Red" Forman : Don't you like anything cheap?

  Kitty Forman : I like you.

• Kitty Forman : [Hyde doesn't want to talk about where his father has gone]  Well, Steven, it's important to get these things out in the open.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Kitty, let him do what's natural and keep his feelings bottled up.

  [Red turns to face Hyde] 

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Attaboy!

• Reginald "Red" Forman : [Hyde arrives unexpectedly at the Forman breakfast table]  Steven, it's seven-damn-thirty in the morning. What the hell are you doing here?

  Kitty Forman : Red, be nice.

  Kitty Forman : [after a considerable pause]  Steven, we're waiting.

  Steven Hyde : Oh. I've been living in the basement.

  Eric Forman : Y'know, I did notice a dusting of curly hair on the floor, but I just wrote it off to my changing teenage body.