Teen Angel (TV Series)

Marty Buys the Farm (1997)

Mike Damus: Marty DePolo

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Quotes 

• Marty DePolo : As soon as I start working my angel magic on you, you're gonna be hanging out with that crowd.

  [He points down the hall] 

  Steve Beauchamp : What, the janitors?

  Marty DePolo : No! Look, them.

  [the group of janitors move aside and we see a group of students that were standing behind them] 

  Marty DePolo : Over there. Jordan Lubell and his buds. The cool kids.

  Steve Beauchamp : Sure, they're cool now. But where will they be in 20 years?

  Marty DePolo : Well, let's see.

  [Marty snaps his fingers and everyone freezes. Jordan, the cheerleader and the other guy step forward] 

  Cheerleader : I'm going to be a supermodel and marry an 80 year old billionaire.

  Jordan Lubell : I'm going to be vice-president of the United States.

  Guy : I'm going to sell shoes to the vice-president of the United States.

  Steve Beauchamp : Wow, they are cool! Except for Shoe Boy.

• Marty DePolo : I'll do my best, God.

  [turns to leave, but then turns back] 

  Marty DePolo : You are God, aren't you?

  God's cousin Rod : Well, um, no. I'm God's cousin, Rod. But I got this job on my own merits.

• Kyle : Just thought you should know, you're a dead man.

  Marty DePolo : Duh! Oh, you mean him!

• Marty DePolo : [told he is Steve's new guardian angel]  Me? I'm sorry, you're making a big mistake.

  God's cousin Rod : Hey! We don't make mistakes! Well, there was the Bubonic plague... oh, and that awful Chevy Chase show, eww.