- [explaining to his mother in a flashback scene why he wants to move to America]
- Latka Gravas: In America, a man can become another O.J. Simpson!
- Latka's Mother: Who is O.J.Simpson?
- Latka Gravas: The JUICE!
- Mr. Ambrose: In case you hadn't noticed, Mr. Reiger, I intent to bust your butt a little in this interview. You know, like they did in the service ...
- [looking over his resume]
- Mr. Ambrose: oh, I see you don't know. I know, because I was there.
- Alex Reiger: Mr. Ambrose, I begged to go. I had a medical problem. I was eight years old.