- Bobby Wheeler: [phone rings] Hello? Yeah, Vic's here. Hold on a second. Hey, Latka, it's Karen. For you.
- Latka Gravas: I'm not here.
- Bobby Wheeler: Latka, it's the girl you're crazy about, remember?
- Latka Gravas: Hey! I am out, man. Read my lips.
- Tony Banta: Hey, Latka. Latka, you're weird.
- Latka Gravas: Hey! We're all coming from a different direction and sometimes it doesn't get in sync. Sorry about that, but you had it coming.
- Latka Gravas: Hey, if I have to be a cute little guy who strikes out every time in order to be Mr. Popularity, well, then you can just keep your trophy.