- Lokai: Come on out, bitch. It's time to hula! You didn't really think you'd get away from me, did you?
- Janice Baird: Kind of old for a groupie, aren't we?
- Lokai: Look, the sun is coming up. Why don't we discuss it over Breakfast?
- Janice Baird: I don't do breakfast.
- Lokai: Me neither. It's amazing how much we've got in common. Lunch?
- Janice Baird: Nope.
- Lokai: Dinner?
- Janice Baird: ...Nada.
- Lokai: Twenty questions, naked, in the bathtub... Say around midnight?
- Janice Baird: Who's back to the faucet?
- Lokai: Mine, of course.
- Janice Baird: You just won yourself a prize, groupie. Room 212, around midnight. And don't forget your submarine.
- Lokai: It's going to be a pleasure watching you perform, Janice Baird... A real pleasure.
- Antoine: My deepest condolences, Mrs. Bailey. If it's of any comfort at all, the coroner tells me your husband's death was... Instantaneous.
- Lokai: You been listening to this?
- Janice Baird: Hard not to.
- Lokai: What do you think?
- Janice Baird: About?
- Lokai: WEREWOLVES.
- Janice Baird: That whole hair on the back thing has always been a turn-off for me. And you?
- Lokai: Oh I dig a chick with a healthy 'fro... Wherever I can find it.
- Janice Baird: You know what they say about a man who does that to his ice, don't you?
- Lokai: Yes. You can always count on him to lick the competition.
- Lokai: Something like that.
- Crypt Keeper: This is your brain.
- [puts his right hand over the brain on a plate]
- Crypt Keeper: This is your brain on drugs.
- [places the brain on a frying pan as it then cuts to another brain on a plate]
- Crypt Keeper: And this is your brain after watching "Tales from the Crypt."
- [strikes the brain with the hammer as it pans up to show the Crypt Keeper]
- Crypt Keeper: Evening creeps. We interrupt your regularly scheduled terrorvision program to bring you a bit of culture. That's right kiddies. Tonight instead of rotting your grave matter, I'm going to improve it with a tasteful tale about someone who just can't fright the feeling. I call it Werewolf Concerto.
- Crypt Keeper: Poor Lokai. Thought he was starring a labooem, turns out he was second lead in "Romeo and Ghouliet." I hope you're not cultured out kiddies because the next part of our program is a little part that I've been working on. I hope you like the goreography. Whenever you're ready, Isadora!
- [throws the skeleton girl where it it lands with a crunch]
- Crypt Keeper: Mmm... I guess it's back to the corpse du ballet for her.