Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

The Third Pig (1996)

Cam Clarke: Dudley, Bailiff Wolf

Quotes 

• Dudley : [Arriving home]  Hello brothers dear I'm back with the beer

  [discovers their murdered bodies] 

  Dudley : Auuugh!

  [calls the police] 

  Dudley : Hello police when I came home and I opened the door there was blood on the ceiling and chopped off hands on the floor!

  [Drinky's severed hand twitches and gives him the finger] 

  Dudley : I think the wolf did it, that shifty old tramp, there's blood all over the place, the gore is still damp!, my god there's intestines strung round the lamp!, the address on my house is Pig #3, Jesus Christ there's a severed head on the tv!, be quick, be quick, please hurry here be quick, I think I'm going to be violently sick!

  [vomits and passes out] 

• Dudley : [showing the monster a picture of the wolf]  This wolf must die, that is my will, I order you to kill,kill,kill,kill,kill!

  Frankenswine : Heh heh, kill, heh heh, I will.