Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
The Main Man: Part II (1996)
Tim Daly: Superman, Clark Kent
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Quotes
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Lobo : Come on, man, they've got me so stuffed with gas I can barely move! I gotta get out of here!
Superman : So you can attack the Earth again? I don't think so.
[walks away]
Lobo : All right, I don't need you! I'm the Main Man! You hear me, you rag-fragging geekwad?
Alien Girls : Oh, my... such language.
[the girls extend their gas nozzles and spray Lobo]
Lobo : It might take me a week, it might take me ten years, but I'm gonna bust out...
[coughing]
Lobo : And kick that big red "S" of yours all over the galaxy! Right after I'm done nuking the earth into *guacamole*! And that's a promise!
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Gnaww : Now, what were you up to?
[hearing a bird screech]
Gnaww : Oh, I get it. You were gonna sic one of the Preserver's bloodthirsty beasts on us. Well, maybe we'll let whatever's in there rip into you.
Superman : You don't wanna do that.
Gnaww : Oh, yes, we do. Throw him in.
[Superman is thrown into an enclosure; after a moment, a bird emerges from a pair of bushes]
Gnaww : That's a bloodthirsty beast?
Superman : Not quite. It's a dodo from Earth.
Gnaww : Earth?
[Superman soaks in the radiation from the enclosure's artificial yellow sun]
Gnaww : Uh-oh.
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Superman : Thanks for returning my uniform. Now how about my ship?
Preserver : Impossible. For ages, I have preserved many rare creatures, even some from your adopted planet, Earth.
Superman : I'm not an animal to be stuck in a cage.
Preserver : Normally, I don't take sentient beings, but you and Lobo are all that survive from your respective homeworlds. The Czarnian seems to be adjusting to his new surroundings. I suggest you do the same.
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Lobo : I think I stepped in something.
[sinking a little into sand, he's then picked up and thrown into a wall by the tail of a large serpent-like monster]
Lobo : [Superman saves him from another strike] Thanks. I owe you.
[the monster knocks Superman down and lifts him to its mouth]
Lobo : Whoa. That's gonna hurt.
Superman : [holding its mouth open] Lobo, thought you said you owed me.
Lobo : What, now? Oh, whoopty-fraggin'-do.
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Lobo : Soon as that gas wears off, I'm grinding that Preserver geek into kibble and feeding him to his varmints.
Superman : We should just get our ships and leave.
Lobo : You want to run? Fine. Your wimpy little toy rocket is in the south hangar, right where I left it. Me, I'm staying to feed Wrinkles 31 different flavors of pain.
Preserver : [watching a surveillance monitor] I give the lessons in discipline here, Czarnian.
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Superman : [after being zapped by the Preserver's robotic guards] Thanks, big mouth.
Lobo : I didn't know they were armed!
Superman : [ducking more fire] Neither one of us is back to full strength.
Lobo : If they drag us back in those cages, they'll probably strap our butts to the floor with razor wire. Not that it ain't a pleasurable way to perk up an otherwise ho-hum evening, but I do have me that prisoner to deliver.