Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Identity Crisis (1997)

Tim Daly: Superman, Clark Kent, Bizarro

Quotes 

• [Bizarro is holding up a collapsing roof to allow Superman to save Lois] 

  Bizarro : Me hold, you save Lois. Me no am Superman, you am Superman. Superman always save Lois.

  Lois Lane : You ARE a hero.

• Bizarro : They am no Superman! Me am Superman!

  Lex Luthor : Sorry, my friend, but you am toast.

• Bizarro : [sees his reflection]  What am me?

  Mercy Graves : Bizarro, that's what you am!

  Lex Luthor : Mercy...

  Bizarro : Bizarro? That not my name.

  Mercy Graves : If the shoe fits, handsome.

  Bizarro : No! Me am Superman. Me am hero. Me show you.

  [flies through the ceiling] 

  Lex Luthor : That's coming out of your pay.

• Superman : I know it's tough to turn down a dare, but sometimes being brave means using your head and not doing something dangerous just because other kids pressure you.

  Tommy : You're right, Superman. I'll be smarter next time.

  Boy #1 : Yeah. Thanks, Superman.

  Superman : [pats Tommy on the head]  Okay then. Bye now.

  [Flies off] 

  Boy #2 : What a dork.

  Tommy : Is not!

  Boy #2 : Of course he is, with that corny little speech...

• Lois Lane : Do you think he survived?

  Superman : I don't know. I've never been in a half kiloton blast. I hope he did. He turned out to have a good heart.

  Lois Lane : Well, naturally. He came from good stock.

• Lois Lane : Hey, Smallville, you alright?

  Clark Kent : Er, yeah. A little shaken up, I guess. You go on ahead, Lois, I feel like... walking it off.

  Lois Lane : Are you nuts? We're miles from nowhere! What about the story?

  Clark Kent : You know us country bumpkins... 10 miles to school and all that...

  Lois Lane : Your loss! My byline...

• Superman : [to "Superman"]  Excuse me. I know you're a busy guy, but I'm dying to get your autograph.

• Bizarro : I... have... problem.

  Lex Luthor : My friend, I would call that an understatement.

• Bizarro : Me have memories. Me know am Superman, but other Superman make me confused. Me come to Lois because Lois friend.

  Lois Lane : [being offered his plate of food]  Um... I had a late lunch. Which I'm about to lose.

• Lois Lane : I wasn't sure you'd really come.

  Bizarro : Me remember.

  [she gasps as he steps out of the shadows] 

  Bizarro : Me need Lois help. Don't be afraid. Me never hurt you.

  Superman : [landing behind him]  I heard about our date, Lois. Problem is you made it with the wrong guy.

  Bizarro : Imposter! Stay back, Lois! Me protect you!

• Bizarro : This am home.

  Lois Lane : Cozy.

  [flipping a switch which illuminates cloning tubes] 

  Lois Lane : Oh, my god. This is some kind of cloning operation. Someone's making duplicates of Superman.

  Lex Luthor : Not "someone." Me.

• Bizarro : [Superman saves a ship about to crash into the moveable bridge he "fixed"]  No! You am no Superman! Me am Superman! You leave me alone!

  Superman : So now I'm ruining his day.

• Superman : Okay, who are you? What's the game?

  Superman : There's no point keeping up the act with me. The question is who are you?

  Superman : Let me guess. This is all a distraction to keep me busy.

  Superman : If you say so. But I should warn you, your make-up's rubbing off.

  Superman : This... this is a trick. How are you doing this? Answer me!

  [he throws a punch, knocking Superman into the roof of a building; recovering, he throws his own punch, knocking the imposter down to the street] 

  Superman : Whoever you are, you don't look so good.

• Superman : Take a wrong step, Mr. Kent?

  Clark Kent : [taken aback]  What?

  Lois Lane : Clark!

  Clark Kent : Uh, thanks... Superman.

  Superman : Maybe you two should leave the dirty work to the authorities, hmm?

  Clark Kent : Uh, I...

  Lois Lane : Yeah, right. Have you ever known me to play it safe?

  Superman : [thinking]  I suppose not. We should have a word about that. Maybe over dinner?

  Lois Lane : Um, fine with me. 8:00? Meet you on the roof of the Planet.

  Superman : It's a date.

  Lois Lane : [watching him fly away]  A date? Hmm! Must be this new perfume.

• Superman : [saving a boy trapped on an electrical power tower]  All right, who wants to explain what you were doing up there?

  Tommy : They dared me!

  Boy #2 : We didn't think you'd do it!

• Lois Lane : So, um, Superman, tell me about these memories. What is it you remember?

  Bizarro : Girl at lab call me Bizarro, but that not right. Me am Superman.

  Lois Lane : Did you say "lab"?

  Bizarro : In mountain where me born. Me show Lois? Me like take Lois for ride.

  Lois Lane : Um, sure.

  [being yanked to her feet] 

  Lois Lane : Ahh! But use the door this time.

  Bizarro : Okay.

  Lois Lane : [with her in his arms, he crashes through said door]  Ow!

• Bizarro : Me am Superman! Me am hero!

  Lex Luthor : Sorry, my friend, but you am toast.

• Lois Lane : Superman! We've got to get out!

  Bizarro : You! Me kill you!

  Lex Luthor : [Superman easily overpowers Bizarro]  She meant now, Superman! We're sitting on top of a half-kiloton of explosives. Enough, I presume, to destroy even you.