Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Identity Crisis (1997)

Dana Delany: Lois Lane

Quotes 

• [Bizarro is holding up a collapsing roof to allow Superman to save Lois] 

  Bizarro : Me hold, you save Lois. Me no am Superman, you am Superman. Superman always save Lois.

  Lois Lane : You ARE a hero.

• Lois Lane : Do you think he survived?

  Superman : I don't know. I've never been in a half kiloton blast. I hope he did. He turned out to have a good heart.

  Lois Lane : Well, naturally. He came from good stock.

• Lois Lane : Hey, Smallville, you alright?

  Clark Kent : Er, yeah. A little shaken up, I guess. You go on ahead, Lois, I feel like... walking it off.

  Lois Lane : Are you nuts? We're miles from nowhere! What about the story?

  Clark Kent : You know us country bumpkins... 10 miles to school and all that...

  Lois Lane : Your loss! My byline...

• Bizarro : Me have memories. Me know am Superman, but other Superman make me confused. Me come to Lois because Lois friend.

  Lois Lane : [being offered his plate of food]  Um... I had a late lunch. Which I'm about to lose.

• Lois Lane : I wasn't sure you'd really come.

  Bizarro : Me remember.

  [she gasps as he steps out of the shadows] 

  Bizarro : Me need Lois help. Don't be afraid. Me never hurt you.

  Superman : [landing behind him]  I heard about our date, Lois. Problem is you made it with the wrong guy.

  Bizarro : Imposter! Stay back, Lois! Me protect you!

• Bizarro : This am home.

  Lois Lane : Cozy.

  [flipping a switch which illuminates cloning tubes] 

  Lois Lane : Oh, my god. This is some kind of cloning operation. Someone's making duplicates of Superman.

  Lex Luthor : Not "someone." Me.

• Lex Luthor : I trust you remember Superman's run-in with a mechanical dinosaur?

  Lois Lane : How could I forget?

  Lex Luthor : Hmm. He was so weak from the kryptonite, our Man of Steel actually bled. My technicians collected a few drops from the floor, and from that humble beginning, we have this.

  Lois Lane : Your own army of Supermen.

  Lex Luthor : All programmed to answer to me. A charming image, except for this... technical difficulty.

• Superman : Take a wrong step, Mr. Kent?

  Clark Kent : [taken aback]  What?

  Lois Lane : Clark!

  Clark Kent : Uh, thanks... Superman.

  Superman : Maybe you two should leave the dirty work to the authorities, hmm?

  Clark Kent : Uh, I...

  Lois Lane : Yeah, right. Have you ever known me to play it safe?

  Superman : [thinking]  I suppose not. We should have a word about that. Maybe over dinner?

  Lois Lane : Um, fine with me. 8:00? Meet you on the roof of the Planet.

  Superman : It's a date.

  Lois Lane : [watching him fly away]  A date? Hmm! Must be this new perfume.

• Lex Luthor : Since it's too late to save the others, we should clean house. Engage the auto-destruct.

  [activating his wrist communicator] 

  Lex Luthor : Mercy, start the chopper.

  Dr. Teng : There. We've got two minutes.

  Lois Lane : You can't just leave him like this!

  Lex Luthor : You're welcome to stay, though I wouldn't advise it. Decide quickly, Lois. The ride leaves now.

• Lois Lane : So, um, Superman, tell me about these memories. What is it you remember?

  Bizarro : Girl at lab call me Bizarro, but that not right. Me am Superman.

  Lois Lane : Did you say "lab"?

  Bizarro : In mountain where me born. Me show Lois? Me like take Lois for ride.

  Lois Lane : Um, sure.

  [being yanked to her feet] 

  Lois Lane : Ahh! But use the door this time.

  Bizarro : Okay.

  Lois Lane : [with her in his arms, he crashes through said door]  Ow!

• Lois Lane : Superman! We've got to get out!

  Bizarro : You! Me kill you!

  Lex Luthor : [Superman easily overpowers Bizarro]  She meant now, Superman! We're sitting on top of a half-kiloton of explosives. Enough, I presume, to destroy even you.