Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
Bizarro's World (1997)
Joseph Bologna: Dan Turpin
Quotes
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Superman : [after rescuing Bizarro's hostages] Which way?
Maggie Sawyer : [pointing] Like a bullet.
Superman : The Fort Sherman missile base. Get people underground. He wants to blow up the city.
Dan Turpin : Call me crazy for asking, but why would he wanna do that?
Lois Lane : To play out the end of Krypton.
Dan Turpin : Naturally.
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Superman : Let me guess. Bizarro?
Maggie Sawyer : Any idea what he's doing?
Superman : Remodeling. He thinks he's me, so he's trying to create his own version of Krypton.
Dan Turpin : Naturally.
Superman : [using his x-ray vision] That building won't last long. I'll be right back. If Krypton is what Bizarro wants, that's what he's gonna get.
Dan Turpin : I had to take *this* beat. Humans weren't nuts enough.
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Dan Turpin : Scram, Lane. This is a police matter.
Lois Lane : Yeah, Turpin, like that really works with me.
Bizarro : Lois.
Lois Lane : Bizarro?
Dan Turpin : You know this guy? Figures. All the wackos come to you.
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Bizarro : Me show Lois new home?
Dan Turpin : Hold it, bub. You're not showing anyone any...
[Bizarro throws him aside]
Dan Turpin : Whoa!
Maggie Sawyer : [drawing her gun] Hey!
Lois Lane : Wait. I'll go. I'd love to.
Maggie Sawyer : I can't let you do that. It's too dangerous.
Lois Lane : And duking it out with him is safe? Superman'll be here soon. I'll keep him calm in the meantime.