Superboy (TV Series)

Meet Mr. Mxyzptlk (1989)

James Calvert: T.J. White

Quotes 

• Professor Royer : It's not an hallucination. That totem was real. Now it's gone.

  T.J. White : But where did he come from?

  Professor Royer : Well, perhaps the inscription on the totem can give us the answer there. Young man, how long will it take you to have that film developed?

  T.J. White : Uh... one hour, doc. From my lab to yours.

• Mr. Mxyzptlk : Superboy, I'm so glad you could come to see me. It saves me having to come see you.

  [he disappears, then re-appears] 

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : [singing]  I've come from afar/To make you a star.

  [he disappears again] 

  T.J. White : Okay... that does it. No more chili dogs before bedtime.

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : [re-appearing again]  Look, I know these losers are your people, and I love you for your loyalty to them. Really. But we got things to discuss. So what say you we make a meet on top of the biology building in say, oh, mm, 28 seconds?

  [he disappears yet again] 

  T.J. White : We are dreaming, aren't we?

  Lana Lang : Uh... it's too silly to be a dream.

  Superboy : It was no dream.

• T.J. White : [in funny-looking costumes]  Get a load of us!

  Professor Royer : Absolutely amazing! Instantaneous matter transference!

  Superboy : Seems our little friend is, uh, short on patience.

  Lana Lang : Well, what do we do now?

  Superboy : I'd take the side streets if I were you.