The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (TV Series)

Gorilla My Dreams/Mario and the Red Baron Koopa (1989)

Danny Wells: Luigi

Quotes 

• Mario : Uh-oh. Spaghetti a la Spiny. I smell a Koopa.

  Luigi : Worse, I SEE a Koopa.

• Luigi : [while climbing a beanstalk]  Are you guys sure this thing will hold all of us?

  Mario : Are you kidding? This thing's as strong as a salami.

  [the beanstalk starts to lean over] 

  Mario : Whoa! Would you believe a wet noodle?

• Princess Toadstool : Come on, you guys. We gotta stop that stupid Koopa before the Pasta Land people turn into Mushroomsicles.

  Luigi : Can't we just get 'em some coats?

• Sam Shalam : Hi there. Ready for a trade-in? I got a spiffy little carpet that belonged to a little old lady from Pastadena.

  Mario : Slow down, Shalam. The last carpet you sold us wasn't fireproof.

  Luigi : And we're really burned up about it.

  Mario : Yeah. We're tryin' to save Pasta Land from Koopa and your lousy carpet ruined everything!

  Sam Shalam : Koopa? Why did you not say so? He stole his carpet from me! That reptile reprobate gives cheating a bad name!

• Toad : That's a cool crate, dudes, but where's the engine?

  Mario : That's the beauty of having wings made out of flying carpets. It doesn't need an engine.

  Luigi : Now if we just knew somebody crazy enough to fly it.

  Mario : YOU'RE gonna fly it.

  Luigi : M-M-M-Me?

  Mario : Would you rather be the tail gunner and get shot at by Koopa?

  Luigi : Hey, I may be crazy, but I'm not dumb!

• Princess Toadstool : Control tower to Captain Luigi. You're clear for takeoff.

  Luigi : Maybe we should do this tomorrow. The weather isn't safe.

  Princess Toadstool : Luigi, if we don't do this now, the weather won't ever be safe and the Pasta people will lose their kingdom.

  Luigi : Oh, yeah. Anybody else got a good excuse for not going?