- Zack Martin: Test?! How could there be a test? Didn't we just get our report cards? Isn't there some down time before we have to start learning again? Ugh! Why do you keep shoving knowledge down our throats?
- Cody Martin: It's school?
- Zack Martin: Yeah, and I don't wanna have to spend my summer here eating vegetables and having you tell me what was on TV last night. There's gotta be a way out!
- Cody Martin: Yeah. Study.
- Zack Martin: Look, you're not gonna take this seriously.
- Zack Martin: You dyslexic people seem to have it so easy...
- Bob: Easy? Yeah, the jumbled letters, the humility, the inability to shoot a free throw...
- Mr. Forgess: Bob, dyslexia has nothing to do with your basketball performance.
- Bob: Yeah, I know, but I was on a roll.
- Zack Martin: [to Cody] Well, if you're so smart, what's the capital of North Dakota?
- Cody Martin: Bismarck.
- Zack Martin: I thought Bismarck was the capital of South Dakota.
- Cody Martin: No, that's Pierre.
- Zack Martin: So what's the capital of Wyoming?
- Cody Martin: Cheyenne.
- Zack Martin: Thanks, you just finished my homework... Like shootin' fish in a barrel.