The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Rumors (2005)

Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin

Quotes 

• Cody Martin : [after dyeing his hair, which turned out to be very red]  Oh, no! The box said it was supposed to be a honey-mist auburn!

  Zack Martin : Well, honey, you missed auburn big time!

• Zack Martin : Boy, smart people are dumb.

• Zack Martin : Way to go, Little Red Riding Nerd.

  Cody Martin : At least when I go away it won't be in handcuffs.

• Zack Martin : That's right. I'm Cody, the smart one!

  Cody Martin : And I'm Zack, the dumb one. Dopey, dopey, do.

  Zack Martin : Don't push it.

• Zack Martin : Oh, that's easy. President Carter.

  Mr. Johnson : Why?

  Zack Martin : Why? Well, uh... he, uh, hammers! Nails things! Nails things... He, uh, uh, builds--builds houses! Builds houses for... He builds houses for nuns! HE builds houses for nuns. Builds houses for old people? Cold people! Builds houses for cold people. Uh... poor people! Builds houses for poor people! Yes, and I believe everyone should have a place to live where they could watch tv to see commercials for stuff to buy which helps the economy. What?

  Mr. Johnson : Is there someone back there?

  Zack Martin : No. Just that plant. I love plants. I'm very pro-plant.

• Cody Martin : [sees the man for the Weekend Washington is here; hurries to Zack and pulls him away from Maddie.]  Zack! The guy from the Weekend Washington is here! He's here to interview me and I can't be me because I don't look like me, I'm supposed to look like you since you look like me you've gotta be me!

  Zack Martin : I can't help you.

  Cody Martin : Why?

  Zack Martin : 'Cause I have no idea what you've just said.