- Jack Hudson: Hey Howie how are the hens doing?
- Howie Fines: The hens are fine. It's me that's dying here.
- Deanne Bray: He's not what I expected. He doesn't look like a serial killer.
- Myles Leland III: They never do. That'd make it too easy.
- Jack Hudson: So unless you want to go before a jury with this scientific evidence, why don't you just agree to allow me to buy you a new rooster? And I will send each chicken a letter of condolences with my sincere appologies.