Strangers with Candy (TV Series)
The Virgin Jerri (2000)
Amy Sedaris: Jerri Blank
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Quotes
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Jerri Blank : What's the difference between being married and in love and being horny and in the back of a car?
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Jerri Blank : Shazam. Look. Drake Rogers. Mmm, he makes me all puffy down there. I'd love to tame his blue vein swayback throbber.
Tammi Littlenut : What do you mean, Jerri?
Jerri Blank : Take him backstage behind the meat curtain, know what I mean? I'm talkin' about pounding out the veal.
Tammi Littlenut : Are you thinking about having sex already?
Jerri Blank : Does a pimp carry a razor?
Tammi Littlenut : I don't know...
Jerri Blank : Trust me, they all do.
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Jerri Blank : Well, I have to go to the ladies room. Tammi, you wanna come along?
Tammi Littlenut : I don't have to go.
Jerri Blank : You don't have to make a tinkle or a poo-poo?
Tammi Littlenut : No, Jerri.
Jerri Blank : Are you sure, Tammela? Maybe once you get in there, you'll have to make a wee-wee or a turdy.
[Tammi catches on]
Tammi Littlenut : Do you wanna go to the bathroom and talk?
Jerri Blank : I guess we *could* talk if you don't need to make a stinky.
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Jerri Blank : Why did you spread those vicious lies?
Drake Rogers : Cus you didn't spread those vicious thighs.