- Sharon Hawkins: [Banging her hand on the locked bathroom door] Little brother? You're running late! Breakfast is already on the table! Virgil Ovid Hawkins, get your ashy butt out here right this minute!
- Virgil: [Unlocks the door and sticks his head out] Sharon, my middle name is NEVER to be spoken aloud. You know that.
- [sticks his head back into the bathroom and slams the door closed]
- Executive: You don't want me. I'm a nobody here, a nothing.
- Rubberband Man: Then who should I be seeing? And talk fast, or the hits'll just keep on coming.