- Capt. Harold Dobey: [handing Starsky a photograph] Starsky, do you know this young lady?
- Det. Dave Starsky: No.
- Ed Chambers: What were you doing with her?
- Det. Dave Starsky: I was trying to GET to know her. You lawyers do understand that kind of thing, don't you? Male, female? The birds & the bees?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Did you find out anything?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Yeah. I found out that I'm capable of being a two-faced, loving, lying hypocrite!
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Join the human race.
- Bill Goodson: We offered Frank Malone a deal, and if you blow it, your careers are over in law enforcement.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: We're not talking about careers here! We're talking about life and death, and that's not a game we take cheap! Do you understand that?
- Capt. Harold Dobey: Starsky, you ever hear of something called "tact"?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Yeah. Something like being dishonest, isn't it?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: That's good.
- Det. Dave Starsky: [Starsky pulls up while he & Hutch are jogging] Hey.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Oh c'mon Starsk. We only got five more miles to go and we can call it a morning.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Five more miles and you can call an ambulance.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: A bag lady for the Godfather. You really know how to pick 'em, partner.
- Bill Goodson: How'd you do with her?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [to Starsky] You struck out, right?
- Bill Goodson: Figures.
- Det. Dave Starsky: What's the set up?
- Ed Chambers: Clean & simple. We need evidence. Now, we know that Malone's channelling his money through the Mexican banks.
- Bill Goodson: Malone knows we're on him. He's careful, he's cagey. His daughter thinks he's clean.
- [to Chambers]
- Bill Goodson: I think it's the right idea; she might go for blonds. Hutchinson...
- Det. Dave Starsky: She's mine.
- Bill Goodson: Well you struck out, Starksy.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Star-sky. The "s" comes before the "k", Goodman.
- Bill Goodson: Goodson.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Right.