- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: You're worried.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Yeah.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Relax.
- Det. Dave Starsky: I'd rather worry.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Me, too. So, who do we trust, huh?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Like always, me and thee.
- Huggy Bear: They asked what the name was of the biggest money making horse in history.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: What'd you say?
- Huggy Bear: ...Marie Antoinette.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: You said Marie Antoinette was the biggest money making horse in history?
- Huggy Bear: I guess it didn't sound to me like they said 'horse'.
- Det. Dave Starsky: [after Hutch trades Starky's $360 watch for a cab, then trades the cab for a van] So who drives?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: It's your watch.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: You came on a little strong for a phony. You think Mello's daughter would have been that way?
- Joanne Mello: Partly that. Partly I was just scared. You two could have been a couple of stumblebums. How was I to know you were just a little short of perfect?
- Det. Dave Starsky: [about the gunmen] What're they doing?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Oh, talking.
- Det. Dave Starsky: What about?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: The weather.
- Capt. Harold Dobey: [Angrily, to District Attorney Coleman] Hey, Listen! You can pretend you're a 747, but that bird still ain't gonna fly!