Stark Raving Mad (TV Series)
The Crush (2000)
Tony Shalhoub: Ian Stark
Quotes
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Henry McNeeley : It doesn't have to be a pick-up thing. You just go up to her and say, "Hi, my name is Ian. I'm a best-selling author..."
Ian Stark : "I'm so lonely and desperate that I talk to strangers in restaurants and hopefully your life is bad enough to welcome this kind of weirdness, so how 'bout we get together and disappoint each other?"
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Ian Stark : No, I'm not gonna write her a letter. I might as well walk around with a sandwich board that says "I'm pathetic."
Tess Farraday : Or you could have Maddie write it, then people will think you're "patriotic."
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Jake Donovan : I've lived in your apartment for two years, I've never seen you like this. I heard you singing in the shower this morning.
Ian Stark : That was the pipes.
Jake Donovan : The pipes don't sing "You Light Up My Life."
Ian Stark : Look, I was willing to believe "the television" ordered fifty dollars worth of porn, so drop it!