Neil Patrick Harris: Henry McNeeley

Quotes 

• Henry McNeeley : Who wrote that?

  Maddie : I did.

  Henry McNeeley : Well, I don't know what sort of bet you lost, but next time hold the chalk with your hand.

• Henry McNeeley : It doesn't have to be a pick-up thing. You just go up to her and say, "Hi, my name is Ian. I'm a best-selling author..."

  Ian Stark : "I'm so lonely and desperate that I talk to strangers in restaurants and hopefully your life is bad enough to welcome this kind of weirdness, so how 'bout we get together and disappoint each other?"