- Colonel Jack O'Neill: I didn't leave because I'd have rather died myself than lose Carter.
- Anise: Why?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Because I care about her. A lot more than I'm supposed to.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: She made a pass at me.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Sam?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Anise, Freya, one of 'em.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Really?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: The host half.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Uh... that's odd.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: You're telling me. Odd timing too, don't ya think?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Yes.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Apparently the snake likes you.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Really? You know, I think these are the Jack O'Neill moments I would probably miss the most.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: What if what happened to Lieutenant Astor happens to you?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Maybe it'll help Carter. Her brain's worth a lot more than mine.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [Breakung into an argument about whether the Za'tarc detector works or not] Do we or do we not have a Xanax detector?