Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
Demons (1999)
Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill
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Quotes
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Jack O'Neill : Major, next time Daniel gets the urge to help someone, shoot him.
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Teal'c : I know of no Goa'uld capable of showing the necessary compassion or benevolence that I've read of in your bible.
Jack O'Neill : You read the bible Teal'c?
Teal'c : It is a significant part of your western culture. Have you not read the bible O'Neill?
Jack O'Neill : Oh yeah, yeah... not all of it. Actually I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.
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Jack O'Neill : Carter, if I ever get the urge to help anybody again, feel free to give me a swift kick.
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Jack O'Neill : [shouts at Teal'C's stomach] Way to go Junior!
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Dr. Daniel Jackson : It was a procedure often done in the Middle Ages. They... well, they-they'd drill a hole in the person's head. By drilling a hole the evil spirits are released, thus saving the person from eternal damnation.
Jack O'Neill : Thus *saving* the person?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Well, they didn't call them the Dark Ages because it was dark.
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Jack O'Neill : So... . how long are you gonna keep this up? The demon bit, don't get me wrong, looks like a great gig, you got the Padre in your back pocket, the hours are good, probably get all the chicks, huh?
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Simon : I am sorry Mary.
Jack O'Neill : Don't apologize to her, help her.
Simon : The Canon has spoken.
Jack O'Neill : What are you, the village idiot?
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Jack O'Neill : Unas, what does Sokar have on you that makes you so- dang- *cranky*?
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Jack O'Neill : SPOILER:
[frightened villagers run away after Teal'c, whose body they were preparing for burial, sits up]
Jack O'Neill : You'd think they never saw a guy rise from the dead.
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Dr. Daniel Jackson : That means that the Stargate is still in use by someone.
Jack O'Neill : [putting his pinky finger to the side of his lip à la Dr. Evil from]
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Jack O'Neill : ] Or some*thing.*