Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Q2 (2001)

Keegan de Lancie: Q2

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Quotes 

• Q2 : Aunt Kathy!

  Captain Janeway : Don't you "Aunt Kathy" me!

  Q2 : Yell at me later. We need to get Icheb to sickbay.

• Captain Janeway : [about Q2]  The last time I saw him, he was an infant.

  Q2 : Four years ago in human time. You called me 'adorable.'

  Captain Janeway : [stunned]  You remember?

  Q2 : I may have looked like an infant, but I was still a Q.

  Q2 : [to Q]  Maybe you should have picked a better godparent.

  Q : I wonder if it's too late to ask Jean-Luc.

• Captain Janeway : This party is over! Get your... guests off my ship!

  Q2 : I like you, Aunt Kathy. You've got gumption, but what you don't have is unlimited control of space, matter and time, which means, *I* give the orders around here.

• Seven of Nine : You'd be wise to follow Icheb's example. By applying himself, he's become a valued member of this crew.

  Q2 : Can I see you naked again?

• Q2 : Itchy! Are you in here? I-itchy!

  Icheb : What can I do for you, Q-ball?

• Q2 : Settling the planetoid predicament didn't take very long, so I used the rest of the time to convince the Cardassian to apologize for the Occupation of Bajor. How's that for order in the universe?

• Q2 : [during a flight lesson with Icheb]  In case you forgot, I'm mortal now. I'd appreciate it if you didn't fly us into a rock.

• Q2 : [of his father]  He abandoned me on an antiquated flying machine run by primates!

  Captain Janeway : We "primates" are your only hope.

• Q2 : Do you think it's easy to live up to my potential? I was supposed to be the savior of the Q Continuum. Tell me, how do you save a race that's already omnipotent?

• Q2 : I've been through every deck on this ship, and do you know what I've seen? Bipeds pushing buttons, bipeds replacing relays, bipeds running diagnostics. When you gonna do something interesting?

  Captain Janeway : Say hello to Q, everyone.

• Captain Janeway : You're asking me to change your son in one week?

  Q : I'm sure you'll think of something.

  Q2 : What if she doesn't?

  Q : Then it's single-cellular city for you, my boy.

• [Q2 and Icheb are chased by a Chokuzan vessel] 

  Q2 : I'm opening another flexure! We'll go to the Zozek system! The girls there aren't as attractive but we have to make some compromises.

• Tuvok : Seven of Nine will be instructing you in spatial causality. You will learn how your actions can have widespread repercussions.

  Q2 : I read the PADD. You're gonna tell me how I can't create anomaly A without causing phenomenon B, which, in turn, affects civilization C, right?

• Captain Janeway : If the Continuum decides they won't take you back... I'll ask them to let you stay here.

  Q2 : I don't think they care WHERE an amoeba spends eternity.

  Captain Janeway : That's not what I meant. I'll ask them to let you remain human.

  Q2 : I appreciate that, but I don't wanna be human. I want to be a Q, like... my father.

• [Q has released his son from a Petri dish] 

  Q2 : What was that for?

  Q : What's wrong? You didn't enjoy life as an Oprelian amoeba?

  Q2 : No! I was... shapeless and slimy. The only thing to eat was paramecia.

  [spits] 

  Q : [unimpressed]  Sounds unpleasant. I'm sure you'll do whatever you can to avoid returning to that petri dish.

• Q2 : Seven days? How hard could it be?

• [Icheb has been seriously injured during the encounter with the Chokuzan] 

  Q2 : Look at what they did to him. If I go back, they'll do the same to me.

  The Doctor : What do you care? By this time tomorrow, you'll be an amoeba.

  Q2 : Why, I'd rather be an amoeba than a corpse!

• Q2 : [to Neelix]  Can I help you, kitchen rat?

• Neelix : We could play kadis-kot.

  Q2 : [excitedly]  Are there explosions in kadis-kot?

  Neelix : Well, no...

  Q2 : Well, then I'm not interested!

• Q2 : You're leaving me here?

  Captain Janeway : I though we agreed that YOU were going to take a more active role.

  Q : I'd like to, Kathy, but we both know that you're a million times the parent I am.

  Q2 : I'm not a parent.

  Q2 : Well, maybe not in the biological sense, but you're certainly a mommy to this crew. Just look how quickly you house-broke that Borg drone.

• Icheb : We need the Captain's permission to leave Voyager.

  Q2 : D'you think she'd give it to us?

  Icheb : No.

  Q2 : Then there's no point in asking.

• Chakotay : [running a holodeck training program]  . I assume you're familiar with these species.

  Q2 : Nausicaan, Bolian, Cardassian, Romulan, Ferengi and Bajoran.

  Chakotay : They're fighting over the mining rights to a planetoid. Your job is to settle the dispute.

  Q2 : These aliens mean nothing to me. What do *I* care if they can't get along?"

  Chakotay : One of your responsibilities as a Q is to maintain order in. the universe, right?

  Q2 : So I've been told.

  Chakotay : Well, if you can't help these races come to an agreement, there might be a war. The Alpha Quadrant would be thrown into chaos.

  [Q2 smiles at the thought of that] 

• [Janeway discovers an unfamiliar teenage smugly sitting in the corner of her ready room] 

  Q2 : [on Icheb's lengthy report]  I would have failed him. Kirk may have been a lowly human, but at least he had pizzazz. That report made him sound about as exciting as a Vulcan funeral dirge.

  Captain Janeway : [hitting her combadge]  Janeway to Security.

  Q2 : Don't bother. I trapped your crew in a temporal loop. They keep experiencing the last thirty seconds over and over - almost as monotonous as drone boy's essay.