Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)

A Fistful of Datas (1992)

John Pyper-Ferguson: Eli Hollander

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• Eli : [after Worf has been slapped by Annie]  You sure got a way with women, Sheriff.

• [Eli Hollander shoots at his own wanted poster] 

  Eli : If I ever find the varmint that drew this, he'll be sorry he ever put pen to paper. I'm ten times uglier than that, ain't I?

• Eli : [holding Worf at gunpoint]  Don't twitch a whisker, Sheriff - 'less you want a shave.

• Lieutenant Worf : You have been accused of committing a homicide.

  Eli : If you mean murder, then I guess I'm guilty. I've killed 23 men, Sheriff. One more ain't gonna make much of a difference. 'course... shootin' someone as ugly as you couldn't be considered a crime, could it? Was you born that way? Or did your momma marry an armadillo?

• Eli : Frankly, I don't think I'll be around here that long. Not after my old man hears about this.

  Lieutenant Worf : What "old man" are you referring to?

  Eli : My pa. When he breaks me out of this tin can... gravedigger'll be working overtime.

• Lieutenant Worf : You are a murderer and a thief!

  Eli : A man's got to make a living.