Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)

A Fistful of Datas (1992)

Brent Spiner: Lieutenant Commander Data, Frank Hollander, Eli Hollander, Henchman, Bandito, Annie Meyers

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Quotes 

• [La Forge is working on Data's open head] 

  Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : I must admit, Data, I never get used to seeing you like this.

  Lt. Commander Data : I do not understand. You are constantly working on similar electronic systems, yet their appearances do not disturb you.

  Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : Yeah, but you're not just another electronic system.

  Lt. Commander Data : Thank you, Geordi. Nor are you just another biological organism.

• Lt. Commander Data : Spot, you are disrupting my ability to work.

  [he puts Spot to the floor, but she jumps back on Data's desk] 

  Spot : Meow.

  Lt. Commander Data : Vamoose, ye little varmint!

• [several computer systems have been corrupted with Data's personal database] 

  Captain Jean-Luc Picard : When can you correct the problem?

  Lt. Commander Data : We are currently attempting to isolate the corrupted circuit pathways. I reckon the process should take less than two hours.

  Captain Jean-Luc Picard : What did you say?

  Lt. Commander Data : I said the process should take less than two hours.

  Commander William T. Riker : No, you just said 'I reckon'.

  Lt. Commander Data : According to my memory logs, I did not use those words. Y'all must be mistaken.

  Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : There - Data, you did it again.

  Lt. Commander Data : [southern accent]  Did wha-t?

• Commander William T. Riker : Mr. Data.

  Lt. Commander Data : [southern accent]  Howdy, Commander.

  Commander William T. Riker : Geordi, what have you found?

  Lt. Commander Data : [southern accent]  Well - we figure part of my memory structure...

  Lt. Commander Data : [normal voice]  ... was replaced with information from the computer's recreational database.

  Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : Specifically, the files relating to the American 19th century West.

  Commander William T. Riker : That would explain the accent.

  Lt. Commander Data : [southern accent]  You got it, partner.

• Lt. Commander Data : Commander - you just sit tight. We'll have this all fixed up in time for supper.

• Frank Hollander : Where's ma boy?

• Lieutenant Worf : Where have they taken my son? Where is he?

  [grabs Eli by his collar] 

  Eli Hollander : Temper, temper, Sheriff. My pa ain't gonna like it if I come home all bruised.

• [after Spot has refused Data's special cat food mixture] 

  Lt. Commander Data : I find it extremely difficult to predict what you will find acceptable. Perhaps hunger will compel you to try it again.