Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)
Playing God (1994)
Armin Shimerman: Quark
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Quotes
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Quark : Rule of Acquisition 112: Never have sex with the boss's sister.
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Quark : Don't play with my ears, unless you're serious about it.
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Quark : There isn't a problem in the world that can't be fixed by the right holosuite program.
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[Quark tells Arjin how he once carelessly threw away a promising career]
Arjin : How did you recover?
Quark : Never did. Look at me, tending bar out here in Wormhole Junction while the big boys fly by me at warp speed. You only get one shot at the latinum stairway. If you miss it... you miss it. Welcome to the club, son.
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[Quark arrives with a Cardassian vole in Ops]
Quark : It ran right across a dabo table!
Major Kira : How'd it die? Get into your food?
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Quark : As landlords, you're responsible for this. I expect vermin control, or I'm gonna have to...
Major Kira : Leave? Oh, please say leave. I'd take a Cardassian vole over you any day.
[walks off]
Quark : The girl insists on fighting her latent attraction to me.
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Chief O'Brien : [to Quark; about the Cardassian voles] I believe I found a way to make the voles beg for mercy.
Quark : What is it?
Chief O'Brien : [pulls out a flashlight-like device and presses a button] Well, it's a sonic...
[O'Brien is interrupted by an high-pitched agonized squeal from Quark]
Quark : AUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
[Quark collapses to the floor; screaming almost unintelligibly]
Quark : STOP! STOP!
[O'Brien turns the device off. Quark slowly stands up, looking dazed and experimentally slapping his ringing ears]
Chief O'Brien : [worried] Are you all right?
[Quark looks at him blankly]
Chief O'Brien : [louder] Are you all right?
Quark : [still unable to hear what O'Brien is saying] What?
