Quotes
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Gavin P. Miller : I'm freaking out! Turns out this woman I've been seeing is not exactly who she said she was.
Harold : Huh huh, I've, I've been there. It's quite awkward. The key is to check for an Adam's apple.
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Gavin P. Miller : I'm just not interested in dating some girl in her early twenties.
Skyler Dayton : Do you realize what you just said has never been spoken by a man in the entire history of the world?
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Gavin P. Miller : What you did was bad, very, very bad.
Carrie : Oooh, you wanna spank me?
Gavin P. Miller : Yes! I mean no! Would you stop talking like that!
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[last lines]
Skyler Dayton : Hey, Kat, where should I put 'Sweet Valley High'? Romance?
Katrina : I think Gavin likes to put it in Young Adult.
Skyler Dayton : [all but Gavin laugh] That was good.
Gavin P. Miller : OK, this is getting old.
Skyler Dayton : Oh, and we know that you don't like it when things get old.
[more laughter]
Skyler Dayton : Oh, come on, Gavin, look at this way: you dumped the head cheerleader; you stood up to the captain of the football team; it's every guy's high school fantasy.
Gavin P. Miller : Huh. Never thought of it like that. Not that I didn't have my moments in high school. I dated a cheerleader then.
Stuart Miller : Flag girl.
Gavin P. Miller : Same thing.
Stuart Miller : At band camp.
Gavin P. Miller : Shut up!