- [about a "Girls Gone Wild" tape Charlotte found in Owen's bedroom]
- Gavin P. Miller: They're wrong because they paint an unreal portrait of what women are like.
- Owen: Well, I think that's the point, Dad. If girls took their tops off when I walked down the street, we wouldn't be having this conversation. Or, we'd be having it outside.
- Skyler Dayton: Which one's you?
- Gavin P. Miller: I'm Sexy Lisa 5.
- Skyler Dayton: What, you're that little character? The girl in the halter top?
- Gavin P. Miller: Yeah. It's been proven that men underestimate women players.
- Skyler Dayton: Is *anyone* on the Internet actually a woman?