- [first lines]
- Stuart Miller: Are you ready for the health inspector?
- Katrina: Oh, relax, it's Otis. Otis loves me. Mostly because he's a sugar junkie and I give him free sweets. It's hard for him to be a stickler for hygiene when he's the one who licks the bowl.
- Skyler Dayton: I'm a really good matchmaker. I introduced my friend Brandy to all three of her husbands.
- Skyler Dayton: OK, this is what we do. We got to hook Harold up with somebody else so he can forget about Stella.
- Gavin P. Miller: But... You can't just distract him with another shiny object. He's not a kitten.
- Skyler Dayton: I know. He's a man. They're easier.