- Stuart Miller: Believe it or not, Harold, I *have* dated attractive women.
- Harold March: Really?
- Stuart Miller: Yeah. Yes, really. Remember Jeanine?
- Harold March: Jeanine? If we found life like that on Mars we'd have left it there.
- [first lines]
- Stuart Miller: Hey! Katrina. How was the Aerosmith concert?
- Katrina: Oh, you got me. I couldn't see a thing.
- Stuart Miller: I thought you spent all that money on eighth row seats.
- Katrina: Yeah, well, a woman's basketball team had seventh row. A point guard named Sandra offered to put me on her shoulders, but then I realized she meant *after* the concert.
- Harold: I used to have groupies.
- Stuart Miller: What?
- Harold: All the guys at NASA did during the space race, especially during launchings. I wonder what it was. There's something about a three hundred foot rocket blasting into space really gets the girls going.
- Katrina: The next thing I know I-I woke up in this equipment truck inside a locked garage. After about six hours I clawed my way out from under a giant amp, kicked out a window, and squirmed free. And then, after I relocated my shoulder, I took the bus home and drove straight here.
- Skyler Dayton: That's horrible - you took the bus?
- [last lines]
- Katrina: What was that about?
- Stuart Miller: Looks like the third time this week he's gotten screwed.
- Skyler Dayton: I was not a groupie! Groupies don't get taken to dinner; girlfriends do. Groupies don't spend the night; girlfriends do. Groupies have sex on tour-buses.
- [pause]
- Skyler Dayton: Well, there's some crossover.