Stacked (TV Series)

A Fan for All Seasons (2005)

Brian Scolaro: Stuart Miller

Quotes 

• Stuart Miller : Believe it or not, Harold, I *have* dated attractive women.

  Harold March : Really?

  Stuart Miller : Yeah. Yes, really. Remember Jeanine?

  Harold March : Jeanine? If we found life like that on Mars we'd have left it there.

• [first lines] 

  Stuart Miller : Hey! Katrina. How was the Aerosmith concert?

  Katrina : Oh, you got me. I couldn't see a thing.

  Stuart Miller : I thought you spent all that money on eighth row seats.

  Katrina : Yeah, well, a woman's basketball team had seventh row. A point guard named Sandra offered to put me on her shoulders, but then I realized she meant *after* the concert.

• Harold : I used to have groupies.

  Stuart Miller : What?

  Harold : All the guys at NASA did during the space race, especially during launchings. I wonder what it was. There's something about a three hundred foot rocket blasting into space really gets the girls going.

• [last lines] 

  Katrina : What was that about?

  Stuart Miller : Looks like the third time this week he's gotten screwed.