St. Elsewhere (TV Series)

My Aim Is True (1984)

Howie Mandel: Dr. Wayne Fiscus

Quotes 

• Dr. Jack Morrison : Hi, Wayne.

  Dr. Wayne Fiscus : Wanna bet how long it takes this three-year-old to pass a mood ring?

  Dr. Jack Morrison : Not a gambling man.

  Dr. Wayne Fiscus : How about Peter? He's good at beating the odds.

  Dr. Peter White : [Morrison approaches White]  Let's have a look at this skull series.

  Dr. Jack Morrison : The waters' view is clear.

  Dr. Peter White : You think Megan and Timothy have changed much?

  Dr. Jack Morrison : Probably. But they're still your kids.

  Dr. Peter White : I'm telling ya, I'm gonna put things back together with Myra.

  Dr. Wayne Fiscus : Good. Then you can go up to the psych ward and tell Cathy Martin you're sorry you put her in a straight jacket.

  Dr. Peter White : Hey Fiscus, you shut up.

  Dr. Wayne Fiscus : Jack, you haven't lived till you've seen Peter in action. I had the good fortune to catch his act once, and believe me, he's got a certain way with women. Unfortunately, it's a felony.

  Dr. Peter White : You know, you really oughta talk, Fiscus. There isn't a woman in this hospital you haven't hit on.

  Dr. Wayne Fiscus : Took a lot of hard work, concentration, and a ski mask to get Peter where he is today. You know something for Myra's sake, I hope she's found another man.

  [White and Fiscus have a scuffle] 

  Dr. Jack Morrison : [Stepping in to break up the scuffle]  Enough! That's enough, all right? That's enough, Peter!

  [Peter takes his X-rays and walks out] 

  Dr. Jack Morrison : Why can't you leave him alone? Why can't everybody just leave him alone?

  Dr. Wayne Fiscus : He's doing a con job on you, Jack, and I don't know why you just lie back and enjoy it.