SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

SpongeBob Meets the Strangler/Pranks a Lot (2004)

Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star, Fish #1, Fish #2

Quotes 

• Patrick : Hey, I'm no ghost. The nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs

• [last lines] 

  Patrick Star : Hey Mac, What you in for?

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, let's get started.

  [Patrick takes off his shorts] 

  Patrick Star : OK, I'm ready.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Any particular reason you took your pants off?

  Patrick Star : Well, that stuff stains clothes, right?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : That it does, Patrick, that it does. Good thinking. Here, hold this a second.

  [Patrick takes the can of spray while SpongeBob takes off his pants. Patrick hugs the can] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : OK, Patrick, give me the can.

  Patrick Star : I think since spraying the park bench was my idea, I should get to spray it.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, spraying the park bench was my idea.

  Patrick Star : Yeah, but I said it was a good idea!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Give me that thing.

  [SpongeBob grabs the can and he and Patrick wrestle over it. SpongeBob accidentally sprays their clothes and they disappear] 

  Patrick Star : Hey, the invisible spray works!

  [a tour bus drives up] 

  Tom : And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint!

  [the passengers and Tom laugh. The bus drives off. SpongeBob covers his lower half] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh my gosh, Patrick, help me find our clothes!

  [SpongeBob pats the ground, trying to grab the clothes. Patrick sprays SpongeBob's right hand and it disappears] 

  Patrick Star : I gotta hand it to you, SpongeBob. You look kinda funny.

  [Patrick laughs and SpongeBob screams] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Righty, where are you?

  [Patrick laughs again] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No one messes with Righty!

  [He takes the spray can with his invisible hand] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : We'll see how you like it!

  [sprays Patrick making a hole in the middle of his body] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh?

  [Patrick takes the can] 

  Patrick Star : Yeah.

  [He sprays SpongeBob's upper left corner, including his eye] 

  Patrick Star : I see what you mean.

  [SpongeBob takes the spray can and sprays Patrick's lower half] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No guts, no glory!

  [SpongeBob laughs] 

  Narrator : Several bad puns later...

  [SpongeBob and Patrick are now completely invisible] 

• Patrick Star : Hey, SpongeBob, do you know what time it is?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [sarcastically]  Oh, sure, it's half past invisible.