SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Something Smells/Bossy Boots (2000)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles

Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [from a rooftoop]  I'm ugly and I'm proud!

  Squidward : Is *that* what he calls it?

• SpongeBob SquarePants : What's in the box?

  Pearl : It's a surprise.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I like surprises.

  Pearl : Great, then close your eyes.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready!

  [Pearl puts box over SpongeBob] 

  Squidward : Well, I like it so far.

  Pearl : [Lifts box; SpongeBob is wearing a pink flower leotard with deely-bobs]  Ta-da! It's the new Krusty Krab uniform. I made it myself.

  Squidward : All right, SpongeBob, this is it. Now tell her what you really think of that uniform.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Right. Pearl... this is the best uniform ever!

  Squidward : Fish paste.

• Pearl : SpongeBob, what do you like better? The Krazy Krab, or the Kooky Krab?

  Squidward : For what, dare I ask?

  Pearl : The new name for our new look. I mean, the Krusty Krab has got to go. Who wants to eat at a place they think it's crusty? Bleagh!

  Squidward : Sure, it's a terrible name, but this is a terrible place. Therefore, the name should be left alone. Right, SpongeBob?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I got it! How about the Khaotic Krab?

  Pearl : Or the Kissy Krab? Mwa-mwa-mwa.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : The King Krab.

  Pearl : The Kandy Krab.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : The Kool Krab. Or the Kowboy Krab. The Kurly Krab. The Kreepy Krab. The Killer Krab!

  Pearl : Ahh! No.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : You're right, too scary.

  SpongeBob SquarePants , Pearl : Hmm... The Kuddly Krab!

• Squidward : [wearing the Kuddly Krab outfit]  Rage. Fury. Irritation. Humiliation.