Spaced (TV Series)

Beginnings (1999)

Simon Pegg: Tim Bisley

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Quotes 

• Daisy Steiner : What do you do Brain?

  Brian Topp : An artist.

  Tim Bisley : I'm an artist!

  Daisy Steiner : Oh, what kind of thing do you do?

  Brian Topp : Anger.

  [Brian in creepy anger-laden montage] 

  Brian Topp : Pain.

  [Brian in creepy pain-laden montage] 

  Brian Topp : Fear

  [Brian in creepy fear-laden montage] 

  Brian Topp : Aggression.

  [Brian in creepy aggression-laden montage] 

  Brian Topp : [Tim and Daisy stare blankly, hesitant and terribly freaked out] 

  Daisy Steiner : Ww... water colours, or...?

  Brian : It's a bit more complex than that.

  Daisy : Tim does cartoons.

  Tim : It's a bit more complex than that.

• Daisy Steiner : Do you rent downstairs?

  Brian : You mean am I gay?

  Daisy Steiner : WHAT?

  Brian : You mean am I gay?

  Daisy Steiner : No, I meant "Do you rent the downstairs flat?"

  Brian : Oh. Yep, sort of.

  Tim : Are you gay?

  Brian : Hmm?

  Tim : Are you gay?

  Brian : [in deep contemplation]  No...

• Tim Bisley : Skip to the end.

• Daisy Steiner : You have a potentially fatal allergy to Brazil nuts...

  Tim Bisley : Yes. I have no memory of Christmas 1979. Mind you, I have no memory of Christmas 1994 either.

  Daisy Steiner : Oh, why not?

  Tim Bisley : I don't know.

• Tim : You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese.

• [first lines] 

  Tim : WHY?

• [Tim is being dumped by girlfriend Sarah] 

  Tim : Just... give me a reason. You think I'm unemotional, don't you? I can *be* emotional. Jesus, I cried like a child at the end of Terminator 2.

• Tim : You can't dangle the bogus carrot of possible reconciliation in front of my face whilst riding some other donkey.

• Daisy : Do you want another cup of tea?

  Tim : Ooh, no thanks, twelve's my limit.