South Park (TV Series)

Volcano (1997)

Isaac Hayes: Chef

Quotes 

• Officer Barbrady : All right people. The mayor wanted everyone to see this educational film. So please try to pay attention, okay?

  Voiceover : This is Jenny. She and her family are having a picnic at the foot of a volcano. Oh no. The volcano has erupted. What do you do now, Jenny? That's right, duck and cover. What do you do, Jenny? Duck and cover. DUCK AND COVER!

  Officer Barbrady : Any questions?

  Chef : That has got to be the biggest load of pig crap I have *ever* seen.

  Officer Barbrady : That's enough of you!

• [Last Lines] 

  Chef : [Returning to South Park to see all of the townspeople covered in ash, which looks like blackface]  Alright, everybody gather round, I'm about to whup all of your asses.